Brain Storm

May 20, 2007

Perspective………

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 8:29 pm

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.

They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?”
“It was great, Dad.”
“Did you see how poor people live?” the father asked.
“Oh yeah,” said the son.
“So, tell me, what did you learn from the trip?” asked the father.
The son answered:
“I saw that we have one dog and they had four. We have a pool that reaches to the middle of our garden and they have a creek that has no end. We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night. Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon. We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight. We have servants who serve us, but they serve others. We buy our food, but they grow theirs. We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them.”

The boy’s father was speechless.

Then his son added, “Thanks Dad for showing me how poor we are.”

Isn’t perspective a wonderful thing? Makes you wonder what would happen if we all gave thanks for everything we have, instead of worrying about what we don’t have.

Appreciate every single thing you have!
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Checkout what google’s thinks about Aishwaria and Sushmita

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 8:16 pm
  1. Open google
  2. Click ‘language tools’ link.
  3. Write “Aishwarya’s mom is very nice” in ‘Translate text:’ textbox.
  4. Select “English to Spanish” in the below combo.
  5. Press Translate and wait for translation.
  6. Now copy the translated text from the above text and paste it in the ‘Translate text:’ textbox.
  7. Select “Spanish to English” in the below combo.
  8. Press Translate and wait for translation.
  9. LoL 😉

Now replace the original text and type this “Sushmita’s mom is nice and cool

So what do u think?
Google knows much more than we do about Ash and Sush.
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Mind Power

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 12:03 am

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and
i awlyas tghuhot slpeeling was ipmorantt!
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May 19, 2007

Few (Funny) Definitions

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 11:58 pm

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that youcan die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest…. except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
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Some facts that make you laugh

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 11:51 pm

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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May 16, 2007

War of the skies

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 11:00 pm

Day 1: Jet Airways unveils their Marketing Communication – We’ ve changed

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Day 2: Kingfisher Responds

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Day 3: Someone else takes the advantage!

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Great Advice

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 10:53 pm
  • Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
  • Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.
  • Don’t believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.
  • When you say, “I love you,” mean it.
  • When you say, “I’m sorry,” look the person in the eye.
  • Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
  • Believe in love at first sight.
  • Never laugh at anyone’s dream. People who don’t have dreams don’t have much.
  • Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it’s the only way to live life completely.
  • In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
  • Don’t judge people by their relatives.
  • Talk slowly but think quickly.
  • When someone asks you a question you don’t want to answer, smile and ask, “Why do you want to know?”
  • Remember that great love a nd great achievements involve gre at risk.
  • Say “God bless you” when you hear someone sneeze.
  • When you lose, don’t lose the lesson .
  • Remember the three R’s: Respect for self; Respect for others; and responsibility for all your actions.
  • Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
  • When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
  • Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.
  • Spend some time alone.

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May 12, 2007

The Red Shirt

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 11:03 pm

Seems there was a treasure ship on its way back to port.

About halfway there, it was approached by a pirate, skull and crossbones waving in the breeze! “Captain, captain, what do we do?” asked the first mate.

“First mate,” said the captain, “go to my cabin, open my sea chest, and bring me my red shirt.”
The first mate did so. Wearing his bright red shirt, the captain inspired his crew to fight. So inspiring was he, in fact, that the pirate ship was repelled without casualties.

A few days later, the ship was again approached, this time by two pirate ships. “Captain, captain, what should we do?”

“First mate, bring me my red shirt!” The crew, emboldened by their fearless captain, fought heroically, and managed to defeat both boarding parties, though they took many casualties. That night, the survivors had a great celebration.

The first mate asked the captain the secret of his bright red shirt. “It’s simple, first mate. If I am wounded, the blood does not show, and the crew continues to fight without fear.”

A week passed, and they were nearing their home port, when suddenly the lookout cried that ten ships of the enemy’s armada were approaching!

“Captain, captain, we’re in terrible trouble, what do we do?” The first mate looked expectantly at the miracle worker. Pale with fear, the captain commanded, “First mate…. bring me my brown pants!”
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May 6, 2007

Discovery & Invention

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 8:57 pm

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT; The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION; The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS; The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD; The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE; The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY; The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.

Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things… While the women STUCK to shopping.
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Hate / Love letter…

Filed under: Mail Forwards — prashantjadhav @ 8:54 pm

(Try to read the bold lines one)

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The great love that I have for you

is gone, and I find my dislike for you

grows every day. When I see you,

I do not even like your face;

the one thing that I want to do is to

look at other girls. I never wanted to

marry you. Our last conversation

was very boring and has not

made me look forward to seeing you again.

You think only of yourself.

If we were married, I know that I would find

life very difficult, and I would have no

pleasure in living with you. I have a heart

to give, but it is not something

that I want to give to you. No one is more

foolish and selfish than you, and you are not

able to care for me and help me.

I sincerely want you to understand that

I speak the truth. You will do me a favor

if you think this is the end. Do not try

to answer this. Your letters are full of

things that do not interest me. You have no

true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,

I don’t care for you. Please don’t think that

I am still your boyfriend.

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